43886, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Monday August 23 2010. 17-year-old Taylor Momsen teeters out of the Radio One Maida Vale Studios on some skyscraper platforms after performing live with her band, The Pretty Reckless. The Gossip Girl star and face of Madonna and Lourdes Ciccone's new clothing range stunned onlookers by wearing a thigh-skimming mini dress complete with stockings, suspenders and lap dancer shoes as she stepped out in the London daylight. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Ugh, does anyone else have the urge to give this girl a scrub down?

I can smell the cigarettes and whiskey off her extensions from here (here as in LA, 3000 miles away from where she is.)

I know this is a stupid question, and totally none of my biz but where the f*ck are her parents?

I have this sad feeling that Miss Momsen has locked them in a basement somewhere.


TANIA T.
Founding Editor of Très Dope. I'm a recovering shopaholic that's always on the verge of relapsing so that's the only good thing about my credit cards being maxed out. Addicted to coffee, nail polish, Mexican candy, Yves Saint Laurent, gangsta rap and Las Vegas.
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