Anna Paquin’s nights in real life are a far cry from her character Sookie Stackhouse’s nocturnal adventures.

Instead of dealing with bad Vampires, Anna battles shopaholicism at night her husband and True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer tells People, “If I wake up in the middle of the night, and I’ll kind of feel the light and I’ll open my eyes and it’ll just be the glow of the computer, and she’s even shopping in her sleep!”

Of course in true shopaholic fashion, Anna had to downplay the situation and defend herself, “I don’t always buy” says Paquin. “I’m almost more of a window shopper!”

Mmmmhmm, that’s what we all say.

We’re sure she’s right there with us doing some Cyber Monday damage this very second.

(This explains the lack of blog posts at the moment.)