Aw! Madonna’s daughter Lourdes has officially written her first blog-post and the first thing I thought was ” awwwww, she writes!” If you’re a Madge-Hag like myself you remember Lola when she was a fetus and now she’s all grown up and shiz.*Tear Tear* and OMG I am writing like her!
Lola get’s Chingy on her blog-readers here:
Helluuur thurrrr, I’m Lola and this is my first blog entry so it’s kind of like ummmm….
…I am totally obsessivo about 80’s shorts… You know the kind that makes your butt look kinda big, with a grunge-looking shirt tucked in. It’s kinda nerdy but I love it. And the 80’s are another huge obsession of mine, which is totally amazingly awesome because Material Girl…HELLO! It’s like 80’s themed, which pretty much rocks, so yeah. I’m still in love with brogues or as some people call them “oxford shoes”. I haven’t found a good sandal so I’m on like a search right now.
What she’s not obsessivo with is Gladiator sandals:
OK but no joke gladiator sandals are OUT. They came out in summer 2008 and I was like, ok those are really cute. Then 2009 comes around and people are still wearing them so I’m like, ok whatever it’s just a phase. BUT NOOOOO. Because good old 2010 is now coming along and people are STILL wearing them, and then I was just like OK NO! It’s been three years people COME ON!!!!!!!!! I’m just like what????
It’s like watching a little Madonna-baby with bushy eyebrows grow into this little HBIC, and while most are probably thinking “shut the eff up you spoiled twat!” I’m thinking I’m in love and she’s my biological daughter. P.S. the blog is down, the Gladiator Sandal Armada ain’t having it.
If you insist on clicking until it appears, here’s the link. Seen her collection yet? Tell us what you think.