Posts tagged "Robert Pattinson"

WTF: Why Aren’t There Ugly Vampires or Werewolves?

Alexander Skarsgard of “True Blood” made his way into LAX Airport August 3, 2009 in Los Angles, California with his top buttons undone to show off a little chest action. Fame Pictures, Inc
Alexander Skarsgard
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - MAY 31:  Actor Robert Pattinson accepts the Breakthrough Male Performance awards onstage during the 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre on May 31, 2009 in Universal City, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Robert Pattinson

Jimmy Kimmel posed a brilliant question to guest Ian Somerhalder on his show last night and it was something along the lines of “Why aren’t there any ugly Vampires?”

Seriously? Why?

It’s strange how hot these people are and of course you’ve got the hottest vampire of them all, Alexander Skarsgard, whose level of perfection is some sort of unsolved mystery/ Dorian Gray sh*t. There’s also True Blood’s good werewolf Joe Manganiello who is one absolutely sexy bitch too.

The fact that they are all gorgeous is obviously written in werewolf-vampire mythology or some crap right? Even if it is… how does that explain the ugliness that was Dracula and the vampire king in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie in 1992?


LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 03: Actor Joe Manganiello arrives at the premiere of '127 Hours' at the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Samuel Goldwyn Theater on November 3, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Joe Manganiello
LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 16: Actor Ian Somerhalder arrives at Spike TV's 'Scream 2010' at The Greek Theatre on October 16, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)
Ian Somerhalder
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - AUGUST 08: Actor Paul Wesley arrives at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 8, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Robert Pattinson Turns Down $1 Million Burberry Campaign

41966, HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Thursday June 24, 2010. Robert Pattinson at the The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Los Angeles premiere. Photograph:  Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

While it hasn’t been confirmed yet, Burberry offered Robert Pattinson one million dollars to be the face of their line but Robbie declined.  According to a source Pattinson said, “I’m an actor, not a model”.

Oh, sorry.

The source also added: “As far as Robert sees things he’s an actor by trade and that’s his art. He doesn’t want to start becoming a brand or anything. Burberry really hoped Robert would do it. They know he wears Burberry occasionally and he’s met Christopher [Bailey] and the team before. They only wanted him. Robert’s look would have been perfect so they’re back to square one.”

Declining a millie for taking photos Rob? Big mistake because as nice as your are to look at, your acting isn’t that great.

Quote Du Jour: Robert Pattinson Likes “Shitty” Clothes & Can’t Shop Because He’s Too Famous

44151, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Sunday August 29, 2010. Robert Pattinson and his publicist Stephanie Ritz arrive at Jimmy Fallon's Emmys afterparty at Trousdale in Hollywood. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com   LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

“I like kind of s**tty clothes most of the time. I like second-hand. That’s another thing. I can’t really go into second-hand stores to get new clothes anymore so I end up wearing the same thing every day. I wish I could shop in vintage stores the whole time. But because a lot of paparazzi follow me around, it can be difficult.”

-Robert Pattinson tells OK Magazine.

Hmm it also appears as though R-Patz has purchased a one-way fug train ticket.