
Courtesy Conde Nast
Kristen Stewart landed the February cover of American Vogue and everyone is all WTF about it.
Stewart never fails to impress us with her renowned “I’m so f*cking awkward, stop looking at me” pose and she delivered it for Vogue. Really? You’re an actress Kristen, you have been for a while. When the f*ck will you get used to it?
This also reminds me, the other night Twilight was on HBO and I was too lazy to change the channel so I decided to watch it with a clear mind considering I was still in some sort of Edward Cullen-bad-sparkly-vampire -acid-trip of sorts the last time I saw it.
I knew Kristen’s acting was bad but damn that was an understatement.
I then got angry and decided to Google things like “Kristen Stewart: Worst Actress of Ever” and etc. The results were impressive and made me wonder whether or not she knows she’s that bad? I think I’ll ask her next time I run into that ***** in the Valley.




