Posts tagged "Twilight"

Kristen Stewart Gives Awkward Face in Vogue

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Kristen Stewart landed the February cover of American Vogue and everyone is all WTF about it.

Stewart never fails to impress us with her renowned “I’m so f*cking awkward, stop looking at me” pose and she delivered it for Vogue. Really? You’re an actress Kristen, you have been for a while. When the f*ck will you get used to it?

This also reminds me, the other night Twilight was on HBO and I was too lazy to change the channel so I decided to watch it with a clear mind considering I was still in some sort of Edward Cullen-bad-sparkly-vampire -acid-trip of sorts the last time I saw it.

I knew Kristen’s acting was bad but damn that was an understatement.

I then got angry and decided to Google things like “Kristen Stewart: Worst Actress of  Ever” and etc. The results were impressive and made me wonder whether or not she knows she’s that bad? I think I’ll ask her next time I run into that ***** in the Valley.

Robert Pattinson Turns Down $1 Million Burberry Campaign

41966, HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Thursday June 24, 2010. Robert Pattinson at the The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Los Angeles premiere. Photograph:  Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

While it hasn’t been confirmed yet, Burberry offered Robert Pattinson one million dollars to be the face of their line but Robbie declined.  According to a source Pattinson said, “I’m an actor, not a model”.

Oh, sorry.

The source also added: “As far as Robert sees things he’s an actor by trade and that’s his art. He doesn’t want to start becoming a brand or anything. Burberry really hoped Robert would do it. They know he wears Burberry occasionally and he’s met Christopher [Bailey] and the team before. They only wanted him. Robert’s look would have been perfect so they’re back to square one.”

Declining a millie for taking photos Rob? Big mistake because as nice as your are to look at, your acting isn’t that great.

Zac Posen to Make Bella’s Wedding Dress for Breaking Dawn

Zac Posen has been chosen to design the wedding dress Kristen Stewart’s character, Bella Swan will be wearing in the latest Twilight film, Breaking Dawn. If it’s anything like the gowns he usually designs, it will be gorgeous.

Nikki Reed is Going to Do Jewelry Too

LOS ANGELES - OCT 1: Nikki Reed arrives at the 8th Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party - Red Carpet at Paramount Studios on October 1, 2010 in Los Angeles, CA Photo via Newscom

Perfumes or jewelry? Perfumes or jewelry? Twilight’s Nikki Reed is going down the celebulite path to launching a jewelry collection.

“I’m working on collaborating with someone to create a line because I’m really into jewelry,” Nikki told In Touch.

We can expect to see a lot of skulls acorrding to Nikki who got her start acting and writing the movie Thirteen.

Nikki’s jewelry endeavors don’t annoy me like those of Danielle Staub because Reed is actually talented and likeable.

That and she plays a cray bitch in the movie Mini’s First Time. Watch it.